tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn’t understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result." [via]

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

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thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

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justice4mikebrown:

(via hedlunds)

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is one of my favorite movies

copiousquantitiesofcas:

I mean like

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How could it not be

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every single moment is pure gold

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its hilarious 

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and finally, one of my favorites

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